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Brakes…
My God do I hate waiting an hour to pay a mechanic $400.00 :-(
Holy Di*k Fu*k Batman! I’m old!
Right… So tomorrow is my 25th birthday which means that in no time at all I’m going to breakdown, freak-out, sell off all of my possessions, book a flight to Paris, sip on overpriced coffee (that I don’t enjoy) and try to ‘find myself’ in what many call the dreaded: QUARTER LIFE CRISIS …ok fine [...]
Geriatrics + Thongs + Booze = Heart Attacks
Don’t you wish you were partying with this guy? …there’s no song I just couldn’t help myself