Holy Di*k Fu*k Batman! I’m old!
Right…
So tomorrow is my 25th birthday which means that in no time at all I’m going to breakdown, freak-out, sell off all of my possessions, book a flight to Paris, sip on overpriced coffee (that I don’t enjoy) and try to ‘find myself’ in what many call the dreaded:
QUARTER LIFE CRISIS
…ok fine so that probably won’t happen but 25 is a milestone trivial or otherwise. Think of it like this I guess:
- At 1/5 of my current age I: entered Kindergarten
- At 2/5 of my current age I: thought girls had a disease far worse than cooties and if spotted by ‘one of them’ I would surely die like so many of Medusa’s victims.
- At 3/5 of my current age I: still couldn’t even drive yet and celebrated the Millennium
- At 4/5 of my current age I : was a Jr at Miami U and was about to embark on the best 6 month excursion of my life and meet some of the coolest people I still talk to to this day (#Skitrip10 #Whooo)
- Which brings me to 25…I live in Boulder, CO (which makes everyone back east at least a little jealous), have an amazing job that I’m thankful for everyday and am dating ‘best kept secret in Boulder.’ (Thanks @erinpickard for that one) Life does NOT suck so maybe this quarter life crisis is a bunch of bullshit
On that note: here’s to tonight…
God help us all
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